This time by the two contenders from the Desperate Housewives camp, June Jelly Belly Fear and Nicola Saggy Bottom Morley.
They will not be going head to head like the boys, but will be uniting together to reach their peak of lovleyness in order to attain the ultimate prize, one which we have all been eagerly awaiting (as well as an excuse for a damn good party) :
THE MARRIAGE OF MR NICHOLAS FIELD TO MS AMANDA JONES
Bridesmaid: Emily 'Strawberrry' Field
Pageboy: Harry 'Corn' Field
Matrons of Honour: Skinny Desperate Housewives !
The idea was initially thought of some three months ago but was soon forgotten .......or denied ( Nick !!!!!) ..... however, last night..........with the help of copious amounts of Prossecco and Bombay Sapphire, hands were shaken and legally binding contracts were drawn up and signed without hesitation.
THE DEAL
In brief, should the two contenders loose the grand total of 1 stone each Nick will prove his total devotion and marry the mother of his children.
(hopefully without the need of any convoluted prenuptual agreements which involve time allowed windsurfing !!)
No doubt he thinks this is a safe enough bet and one which could infact help him bide his time on making that ultimate commitment (oooooooh I can just see Nick cringe at the dreaded word!) .......... little does he know about the workings of the female mind, I think a romantic Christmas Wedding 2008 is on the cards !!!!!!
