The day has just begun when most women of the world who have decided to loose weight embark on their uphill struggle......... MONDAY.
Usually, on a good day, the idea of dieting may last until 7.00pm when the lure of a takeaway indian succumbs.....but focused we are, and focused we will remain ( fingers crossed! )
Remember, there is only just over two weeks before we have to display ourselves semi naked by the swimming pool in France, so action is required NOW.............. but even as I write this, the thought of an invitation for a walk, and fish and chips on Penarth Pier is weakening my resolve already!
Maybe we will just have to exchange our itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikinis for hideous oversized leopard print Kaftans (on sale in House of Fraser) to hide ourselves behind, after all we know sun ages us prematurely and as the years creep up, we need every bit of help we can get! Or how about a burka? now why haven't I thought of that before now?
Just discovered I have Supraspinatus Tendonitis? and must avoid exercise, as if I need an excuse! Why do I feel the need for a pound of Dairy Milk at this precise moment?
We must try to employ Amanda's mantra of DO IT NOW! ..........but can't help thinking this in respect of scoffing the chocolate, rather than sticking to the diet.
Anyway...............
Usually, on a good day, the idea of dieting may last until 7.00pm when the lure of a takeaway indian succumbs.....but focused we are, and focused we will remain ( fingers crossed! )
Remember, there is only just over two weeks before we have to display ourselves semi naked by the swimming pool in France, so action is required NOW.............. but even as I write this, the thought of an invitation for a walk, and fish and chips on Penarth Pier is weakening my resolve already!
Maybe we will just have to exchange our itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikinis for hideous oversized leopard print Kaftans (on sale in House of Fraser) to hide ourselves behind, after all we know sun ages us prematurely and as the years creep up, we need every bit of help we can get! Or how about a burka? now why haven't I thought of that before now?
Just discovered I have Supraspinatus Tendonitis? and must avoid exercise, as if I need an excuse! Why do I feel the need for a pound of Dairy Milk at this precise moment?
We must try to employ Amanda's mantra of DO IT NOW! ..........but can't help thinking this in respect of scoffing the chocolate, rather than sticking to the diet.
Anyway...............
THE TWO WEEK PLAN:
The Complete Medical Scarsdale Diet (with the 18 in 4 as a standby if results aren't forthcoming)
.......... in theory, this should easily shift the whole stone, and more, in less than two weeks but we will probably need a medical certificate to travel and a wheelchair to get to the plane (or Ferry)..............at least we'd be the first on and get a good seat!
Remember every cloud has a silver lining.
Will report on progress if strength allows !
3 comments:
Hey, this is great, a couple of mud wrestling weight loss contenders slugging it out before the holiday. We need some before and after shots just like me and "Ten Bellies" did back in the good old days !!! I can't believe it was a year ago we lost all our weight and I (I can only speak for myself and not Ten Bellies) have managed to keep it off !!!!! Good luck to you girls, keep away from the chip shop and ask Mark Craxford to order in loads of those 0% fat Chinese crackers, they and the Gin are the only thing that kept me sane throughout the whole process. Just look forward to the fake tan at the end ladies !!!!
Cheers V x
I could have sworn Amanda was trying to work out where she was going to place all those lanterns marking the route to matrimonial bliss after watching Mamma Mia last night. A good night was had by all and has given us dancing queens a few ideas to help the party go well !!!
I think we'll look fab in that kaftan Nicola, order one for me, add a fake tan and thats me sorted!
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