This time by the two contenders from the Desperate Housewives camp, June Jelly Belly Fear and Nicola Saggy Bottom Morley.
They will not be going head to head like the boys, but will be uniting together to reach their peak of lovleyness in order to attain the ultimate prize, one which we have all been eagerly awaiting (as well as an excuse for a damn good party) :
THE MARRIAGE OF MR NICHOLAS FIELD TO MS AMANDA JONES
Bridesmaid: Emily 'Strawberrry' Field
Pageboy: Harry 'Corn' Field
Matrons of Honour: Skinny Desperate Housewives !
The idea was initially thought of some three months ago but was soon forgotten .......or denied ( Nick !!!!!) ..... however, last night..........with the help of copious amounts of Prossecco and Bombay Sapphire, hands were shaken and legally binding contracts were drawn up and signed without hesitation.
THE DEAL
In brief, should the two contenders loose the grand total of 1 stone each Nick will prove his total devotion and marry the mother of his children.
(hopefully without the need of any convoluted prenuptual agreements which involve time allowed windsurfing !!)
No doubt he thinks this is a safe enough bet and one which could infact help him bide his time on making that ultimate commitment (oooooooh I can just see Nick cringe at the dreaded word!) .......... little does he know about the workings of the female mind, I think a romantic Christmas Wedding 2008 is on the cards !!!!!!
6 comments:
How funny is this !
Wishing you both the very best of luck and looking forward to the party of the year.
I'll be going shopping tommorow to purchase a cardigan to go with my posh frock so i have absolute faith in both of you to achieve this common goal !
Happy dieting
x
good luck -use laxatives regularly-but sounds impossible -my quest to get taller-any ideas!?
Serious committment required, I too am losing a stone before the great unveiling of "the bod" at the Castlewood poolside. I hear there are a couple of skinny F**kers on this holiday and I aint standing next to them in a semi naked state !!!!! Take it from a man who knows, "The Bruiser" its a hard slog to lose that much weight in 2 weeks but it can be done with starvation tactics, chinese crackers and a black bin liner - Good luck me mushes !!!! PS Dr Evans if you want to get taller I hear lots of sex can do the trick !!!
Janet,
Maybe its good timing to start your own personal Abba revival and invest in some super high heeld spangly boots ala Dancing Queen.... we promise to stick to flatties if that helps ? x
This is Sarah by the way.......somebody could have text me about this diet business, I have been down in Cornwall eating lots of cream teas and drinking gallons of wine, I have put on a stone not lost one! Sod the diet, living with a diet obsessed pain in the arse is really boring, I should know!!!!We are on holiday girls!! lets eat,drink and be merry!!!!!!
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